:-)
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:-)
(Source: seraphinaruby)
This is my favorite thing ever
Really.
When someone says to you, “Guns don’t kill people!” ask them, “They what killed those kids on Friday? Cuz I’m pretty sure it was guns. Like, 100% sure. Definitely guns.”
(Source: pleasedonttouchthat, via boogiedownprod)
School Shootings and White Denial
“I said this after Columbine and no one listened so I’ll say it again: white people live in an utter state of self-delusion. We think danger is black, brown and poor, and if we can just move far enough away from “those people” in the cities we’ll be safe. If we can just find an “all-American” town, life will be better, because “things like this just don’t happen here.”
Well bullshit on that. In case you hadn’t noticed, “here” is about the only place these kinds of things do happen. Oh sure, there is plenty of violence in urban communities and schools. But mass murder; wholesale slaughter; take-a-gun-and-see-how-many-you can-kill kinda craziness seems made for those safe places: the white suburbs or rural communities.”—Tim Wise
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didn’t leave the house all day: why is that awkward? doesn’t feel so.
Well, this just snatched me bald.
rehearsed food order in your head, thought stranger was waving at you, too nervous; canceled plans (like my graduation party, wooooo! hahaha) (._ .)
(Source: sincerely--tori)
I can’t. #picstitch #minicorn #seraphinaruby #williewonka
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SHELL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT AND FUCKING EAT IT.
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I’m down with that.
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Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
X____foijdhbkgngv xg
Actual tears at the photo and comment
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Life right now…
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